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Awesome Possum by sashamya Awesome Possum by sashamya
Heyyy. i'm actually submitting, crazy. i promise nothing about making this a regular thing until after the upcoming wedding, though.

i was trying to fulfill my stupid comic promise, and started a couple of things i ended up not liking before starting this.

uhh, background info: Corduroy (the boy) and Panza (the girl) are were-cat... pirate... things. in love. Panza's built kind of like a Lane Bryant mannequin (think Crystal Renn) and will eat pretty much anything that comes out of the water. Sharks? o-kay. Baby seals? Fry 'em up. Cordu is just trying to be a good boyfriend, and it is going to backfire.

Ladies, you know you do this.

microns. Cordu belongs to :iconklar:, Panza is mine. please no taking chars or pic, thanks. faving w/o commenting is boo, etc.
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:iconparue:
Parue Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Corduroy's face in the right panel made me choke on sprite.... >_>;
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
That's my favorite part of it, too.
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:iconblackinktrio:
blackinktrio Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
Both hilarious and adorable :B
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:iconasymptoteg:
AsymptoteG Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
What fantastic expressions! Especially Panza's in the last panel. XD
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:iconverojade:
VeroJade Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to agree. I normally TRY to understand that boys are just being caring, but it doesn't work very well.
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:iconlenekonoir:
lenekonoir Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
LMFAO! so true hahaha
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:iconakasha2003:
akasha2003 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Lq, very cute. ...I don't think I've done this yet. Here's hoping it won't happen for a few more years. ^^'
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:iconbobert2185:
bobert2185 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
I have no idea why, but the entire comic is overshadowed for me by the little qwab XD.
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
cause crabs are amazing.

the beach-going animals. not the things you get from hooking up with unsavory people. those are not so good i'm assuming.
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:iconpaya-art:
Paya-Art Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHA!! this is so true XD
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:iconshadowsandlight:
ShadowsAndLight Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Student General Artist
...LMAO
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:icondarkbossman:
darkbossman Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
She's going to beat him with that fish, I can feel it in my bones. ^___^
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:iconibuccaneer:
iBuccaneer Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
LMAO! love it!
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:iconxero256:
Xero256 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
Sounds about right unfortunately.
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:iconkinggigasmon:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:giggle: I think any girl might hear that, no matter how their boyfriend phrased it. :XD:
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:icondestined2rock:
Destined2Rock Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Hahaha, that sounds just about right.
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:iconmightymeller:
MightyMelleR Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
they're expressions are fantastic!

I hope your busy summer is going well! :]]
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:iconthe-sax:
The-Sax Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
Communication is so darn complex.
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:iconevex-wolfwing:
Evex-Wolfwing Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Selective hearing. Everyone has it.

Some more than others...

~Evex
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:icongatonegroloco:
GatoNegroLoco Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
haha then i guess i haven't missed anything too good these past 8 or 7 years of being single. :B
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:icondivi:
divi Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh lawdy xD Man Cordu is probably in for an earful xD
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:iconmoondarter:
MoonDarter Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
It's so hard to say the right thing sometimes. Even when you do.
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:iconhilariousnuschk:
hilariousnuschk Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
mwhahaha, so true... :D
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:iconsilentchaost:
SilentChaosT Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
awww, major communication failure.
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:iconanimefreak40k:
AnimeFreak40K Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*gigglesnort*

That's amusing. Love the expressions.
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:iconarcanefire23:
ArcaneFire23 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Funny. XD
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:iconssjvtoast:
SSJVToast Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah yes. how many times has that happened to me.
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd whack him in the face with that fish prior to pan frying it.
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
no one should eat that fish ever.
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hm... you're probably right on that fact.
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:iconklar:
klar Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
*O* oh god they are aDORAble it's ok panza, he will love you even if you scarf it so long as you set it on fire first. he's probably just be thakful u are not a dog and rolling in it. the crab might be tastier though. perhaps he can find more crabs to keep her from eating sub-prime beached halibut. *u* hahaha his vacant fat stare
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sashamya Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
that's how boys are when they say stupid things. just a vacant stare while words pour from their mouths all O_O

it's best he keeps her from eating it, it's not worth it. if he gets her to eat something else soon after he might avoid being banned from the mattress for a while.
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ArkNorth Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
Now now - you got that last panel wrong - she wouldn't hear him just saying "You're fat..."

...she'd see him shouting it through a megaphone for the whole universe to hear...

*SIGH* ...but honey... look at the flies - the Xs in its eyes - the little crabbie that wants it - haven't you watched 'Deadliest Catch'? Crabbies will eat anything - they're trash-pickers!

She hears...

*SIGH* You're ballooning up like a beached Narwhal! I'll soon be able to put an X on your belly and store treasure there! You smell like a chum-bucket off the Northwestern! You give me the cra** you piece of trash!

- whoa! - I shouldn't write such stuff often... I wind up thinking I'd better get my Shadsie some chocolates... again...

Then again... there was the Weird Al concert the other night where we saw him do "Fat"...

!!!!!

More chocolates... DARK chocolates...

A-I'm in trouble now-N
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Marine1 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
So help me God.... If you start posting regularly there will be consequences.................... like um I don't know, uhhh people.... clicking..... the favorite button or something like that...... so yeah take that.
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Hrodwulf123 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, so true :rofl:
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:iconkeofoxglove:
keofoxglove Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
haha i love your little comics. please continue to make more of these! they make me smile :>
panza's expression in the last panel is hilarious
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:iconkatie-w:
Katie-W Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Professional
I lol'd. I love the expressions on the 'you're fat' panel.
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
ridiculous blank face and angry are two of my faaaavorite expressions.
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:icondragonrace:
dragonrace Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010   Digital Artist
aw nice love the eyes!
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:iconfoxcarnage:
foxcarnage Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this, its INCREDIBLY accurate. Women are so sensitive sometimes. Shikata ga nai...
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
it's not sensitivity, it's craziness, possibly brought on by ridiculous girl hormones or something.
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:iconfoxcarnage:
foxcarnage Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is true...
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:iconpaullell:
Paullell Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Professional Writer
Soooooo damn true!
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:iconbrother-tico:
Brother-Tico Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Professional Artist
heheh, and then he receive a smack in the face from her with the rotten fish XD lolz
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:icontunatunatuna:
Tunatunatuna Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Got a huge laugh out of that - it's so true!
X3
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:icondrei-chan:
DRei-chan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Is she going to smack him good after this? o_o

Poor guy. D:
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:iconsashamya:
sashamya Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
she's gonna get all girl-mad at him an glower and he will not know why and will try to just keep being nice and hope it fixes it.
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:icondrei-chan:
DRei-chan Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, poor guy. Never saw it coming either, huh?
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ToneDawg Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
nailed it
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:iconrisky:
risky Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL Misinterpretation ... gotta love it. XD;
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